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Remember how everyone’s favorite part of Heath Ledger’s performance in Brokeback Mountain was his almost painful physical repression, his reluctance to express any emotion that wasn’t punching or SHUTTING DOWN? His voice was closed in on itself in a raspy burr — he fell to the ground rather than shed tears — his face was hooded and dark and full of twitching cheek muscles. Kristen Stewart is Heath Ledger, I assure you. She has the same handsome face, the same winsome, masculine smile, the same reluctance to make direct eye contact.

For years, everyone in the world has misunderstood Kristen Stewart’s compressed emotional range. They thought it meant she was a limited actress; it means nothing of the kind. She is John Wayne being forced to play the Maureen O’Hara character. Give her a rail to lean against during a sunset, a military jacket, a toothpick to chew on, and something to squint her eyes against lazily in the distance, and her guardedness will be transformed from unsuccessful femininity to The Great American Male.

Kristen Stewart is a goddamn cowboy.



rottentomatoes:

Have you watched the latest trailer for David Cronenberg’s Maps To The Stars?



CollegeHumor explains Net Neutrality 

collegehumor:

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I’m Adam.

-And I’m Emily.

We make “funny videos” on the Internet.

-But soon, we might not be able to.

That’s because…

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…net neutrality is in jeopardy. Net Neutrality is the principle that says ISPs can’t discriminate between different types of traffic.

That means that…

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…whether you’re a bedroom music producer, a couple on an amateur porn site, or just someone with a start up idea - you get access to the same users as Netflix, Facebook or Amazon. On the Internet, anyone can succeed.

But…

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…America’s ISPs wanna set up a pay-for-play system where rich companies pay extra to get to those users first.

If this happens…

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…instead of a wonderful playground if innovation that it is now, the Internet will become like cable TV where you can only get stuff that’s been pre-approved by a bunch of old rich guys.

Ten years from now…

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…your Internet bill could be a bigger “fustercluck” than your cable bill.

Now, you might be thinking…

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…isn’t the government supposed to protect me from fragrant doucheholery like this?

Unfortunately…

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…the former chairman of the FCC (government agency that’s SUPPOSED to protect you) is now the cable industry’s head lobbyist. And another former cable industry lobbyist is now the CURRENT head of the FCC.

So…

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…we can’t trust the FCC to make the right decision on their own. That’s why WE need to protect the Internet we love. The chaotic, AWESOME, often quite weird, place where literally everyone’s voice can be heard.

In a few months…

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…the FCC will approve this festering soal of proposal unless we speak up. The Internet is one of the few places where human voices speak louder than money. So while that’s still the case, let’s use those voices. Go to DEARFCC.ORG and tell them to protect Net Neutrality. Thanks for doing your part to protect the Internet.

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Contact FCC at https://dearfcc.org/

IF DEARFCC.ORG IS DOWN, simply go to good oldhttp://www.savetheinternet.com/

All GIFS are courtesy of our new friend, RANDY!

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Anna Kendrick attends the “Cake" premiere during theToronto International Film Festival at The Elgin on September 8, 2014

Anna Kendrick attends the “Cake" premiere during theToronto International Film Festival at The Elgin on September 8, 2014


*Anna Kendrick *Toronto Film Festival *TIFF *Cake *2014 TIFF

Kristen Stewart Alphabet(R)ings


*Kristen Stewart


Robert Pattinson attends the “Maps to the Stars" Press Conference during the Toronto International Film Festival at TIFF Bell Lightbox on September 9, 2014

Robert Pattinson attends the “Maps to the Stars" Press Conference during the Toronto International Film Festival at TIFF Bell Lightbox on September 9, 2014


*Robert Pattinson *Toronto Film Festival *TIFF *Maps to the Stars *2014 TIFF


Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Aniston attend the “Cake" cocktail reception presented by PANDORA Jewelry at West Bar on September 8, 2014

Anna Kendrick and Jennifer Aniston attend the “Cake" cocktail reception presented by PANDORA Jewelry at West Bar on September 8, 2014


*Anna Kendrick *Jennifer Aniston *Toronto Film Festival *TIFF *2014 TIFF

breaking dawn part two + opening credits

*Breaking Dawn 2

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder stop for coffee in Beverly Hills on September 8, 2014

Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder stop for coffee in Beverly Hills on September 8, 2014


*Nikki Reed *Ian Somerhalder

As soon as I stopped trying to control everything that came out of my mouth, and every picture that came out, I felt happier.”


*Kristen Stewart