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The 22-year-old Twilight star, Kristen Stewart has made the total estimated earnings of $34.5 million dollars in just one year, placing her at the top of Forbeslist of highest paid actresses in Hollywood.
GOOD DAY FOR:
The Palin media empireTodd Palin will take part in NBC’s military-themed reality competition Stars Earn Stripes, making him the third member of the Palin family with a TV gig. (Bristol has a reality show on Lifetime, and Sarah is a Fox News contributor.) [Newser]
Renewed hopeA new study from the Department of Energy finds that renewable power could take care of up to 80 percent of the U.S.’ electricity needs by 2050… if we play our cards right. [Geekosystem]
Bella’s bank accountKristen Stewart of Twilight fame tops Forbes’ annual list of the highest-paid actresses for the first time. [Forbes]
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Politically incorrect plumbersThe National Jewish Democratic Council demands an apology from Sam “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher after he implies that gun control laws caused the Holocaust. [Politicker]
Smoothly fitting pantsA man who suffers from a rare condition that caused his scrotum to swell to 100 pounds refuses a $1 million corrective surgery from Dr. Oz because he wants to remain a “celebrity.” [Death & Taxes]
Mutual affectionA Florida woman is charged with misdemeanor battery for allegedly groping a TSA supervisor as retaliation for the intrusive pat-down she says she received. [Gothamist]

The 22-year-old Twilight star, Kristen Stewart has made the total estimated earnings of $34.5 million dollars in just one year, placing her at the top of Forbeslist of highest paid actresses in Hollywood.

GOOD DAY FOR:

The Palin media empire
Todd Palin will take part in NBC’s military-themed reality competition Stars Earn Stripes, making him the third member of the Palin family with a TV gig. (Bristol has a reality show on Lifetime, and Sarah is a Fox News contributor.) [Newser]

Renewed hope
A new study from the Department of Energy finds that renewable power could take care of up to 80 percent of the U.S.’ electricity needs by 2050… if we play our cards right. [Geekosystem]

Bella’s bank account
Kristen Stewart of Twilight fame tops Forbes’ annual list of the highest-paid actresses for the first time. [Forbes]

BAD DAY FOR:

Politically incorrect plumbers
The National Jewish Democratic Council demands an apology from Sam “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher after he implies that gun control laws caused the Holocaust. [Politicker]

Smoothly fitting pants
A man who suffers from a rare condition that caused his scrotum to swell to 100 pounds refuses a $1 million corrective surgery from Dr. Oz because he wants to remain a “celebrity.” [Death & Taxes]

Mutual affection
A Florida woman is charged with misdemeanor battery for allegedly groping a TSA supervisor as retaliation for the intrusive pat-down she says she received. [Gothamist]